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Mostly Demotivational Poster


OUT SICK -




REGRETS -


TAGS: this is autobiographical mostly sigh
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am
Her last name was f-ing wh*** you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am
Magnificent, Cpn!


childhood ruined -


TAGS: mostly pooh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:27 pm
I love this! Very good! ^
JesusWept - September 25, 2016, 4:51 pm
Nice streak, Lord! All up'd.


MEMORY LANE -


TAGS: privacy calendar dead mostly forgotten
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:42 am
5L and that's what myspace is for.
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:23 pm
good'un Mr Greeny


ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday


TAGS: pies and clowns but mostly faceplant31
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.


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